Below Belief

…and the high knowledge of removing problems from people.

Innocently walking around Shepherd’s Bush, London (that’s where I live) last weekend, a small, quiet man handed me this white card.
What a fabulous discovery – that such a complete personal service is offered IN JUST 7 DAYS by a man gifted at solving problems. And to have such a talented man living so close by is a relief. Next time I need someone to be breaking Black Magic and Evil Spirits in just 48 hours, I’m going to give Mr Khalid a call.
Fearful of giving Mr Khalid too much publicity, lest his powers should leave him if he becomes popular, I had to obscure the contact details. Let me know if you need me to put you in touch.

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